How to avoid wearing pants…

While contemplating that enviable loft from earlier I took stock of my current lounge wear and decided I could probably step it up a bit. I do love my threadbare pajama bottoms and my Hatch Show Print t-shirt. But did you know….

DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE SUCH THINGS AS KNITTED TAP PANTS!

I’m sticking with “Tap Pants” because calling them any derivative of underwear takes them from being cozy and adorable to weirdly bulky diaper-butt territory. These are an outer layer, people. Unfortunately they appear to be impossible to locate beyond their spectral presence on Pinterest so I may have to resort to sweat shopping my talented knitting friends.

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6 thoughts on “How to avoid wearing pants…

  1. If a person owned these I think that she would have to wear them out of the house–for surely they would cause some heightened emotional reactions: want, wonder, extreme approval–they seem to be the kind of outerwear that remind people to really live.

  2. You know what Moll? You’re absolutely right. And I would add that they should probably be worn in a near matching manner with a close friend? And we should wear some fake hair!
    I mean…
    those hypothetical friends should wear some fake hair. Hypothetically.

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