I’ve grown weary of the skinny jean…

Come closer, child. Let an wise old woman tell you a secret…

SKINNY JEANS MAKE ME FEEL SAUSAGE-LIKE AND THEY ARE ALWAYS FALLING DOWN.

You see, I think something happens when you turn 30 that makes skinny jeans try to actively crawl down your body as if trying to escape. I have belted and begged and broken countless side belt loops trying to hoist them, unwilling, back up onto my hips. I’m over it. I’m branching out! Pants-wise. C

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