My mom is mad that I’m being such a blog lazybones. She said she’s “Sick of looking at the jar of weird pickles”. I told her that I’m BORED WITH THE INTERNET. Which makes it sound as if I’m out climbing trees and gulping mouth fulls of brisk fall air and running barefoot through fields of pumpkins.
This is not the case.
Which brings me to my next point: Have you guys watched House of Cards? Can you tell me why It’s caused me to be attracted to Kevin Spacey?
Other than that, I’ve just been fixating on tights and woolen socks and doing some deep investigative work on dining room table options. Here’s what I’ve turned up:
Serious journalism. SERIOUS JOURNALISM! C