- Whist driving up to Cook to make with some movie making, Nyssa and Jerree got “Royals” lodged firmly in my head. Also, please take note of that side part so that when I start to try to pull it off you can take me aside and calmly explain to me that I am not a beautiful teenage girl from the U.K. and this hairstyle is currently not allowed in my repertoire. (I will try to fight you on this but be strong!)
- While we’re are on the subject of hair, I’ve been wanting to share this revelatory video from Xovain. I’ve taken all my old crochet hooks out of their sad retirement and put them in my vanity. This is an “allowed hair style” so long as I don’t start breaking out pigtails too often.
- I can’t conjure up a better name for this article than it’s author already has so here it is: Oscar Wilde and Walt Whitman Almost Certainly Did It (And That’s Wonderful) by Mallory Ortberg (who appears to be a hilarious genius genetically engineered to make my goddamn day)
- I’ve had a lot of really great halloween costumes. Like, way better than yours. Except you, girl who I saw at the Twins Bar two years back who was dressed in a STUNNING, homemade, and basically anatomically correct Vagina costume. You win forever. Where was I going with this? Oh yes! Check these out. C